Kirk-Noland-Comedian-Meme-Standup-Humor-Funny-JokesTheologians now believe that Mary and Joseph
never consummated their marriage.
I’m pretty sure that had nothing to do
with Mary.  This had to be an insecurity
issue with Joseph.  Let’s face it once
your wife has been with GOD and has given
birth to the Messiah.  There’s no competing
with that!  How do you perform?
Once you touch her and she moans,
“OH MY GOD!”
you know it’s over before it began.
Joseph begins screaming,
“Great! keep yelling out
Mr. Perfects name all night”!