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PT. Barnum could not have planned it any better

My life as become as hot as a chain letter

I thought this was all I ever wanted

To no longer be hidden and finally out of the closet

Now I’m as famous as any man on earth

And talked about and stalked by internet jerks

I want out of this deal I made with the Devil

Now I realize his promise was not on the level

For I am being used in his corrupt and sadistic game

Promised great riches, wealth and even worldwide fame

Little did I know Satan’s evil little trick

When he reincarnated me as Bill Clinton’s dick!